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On the Edgy Side                                                   (Adult Content)
Some entries include profanity and sexual references, and may be considered a little rough around the edges, so to speak. However, it's all intended to be in good fun, and every effort is made to exclude entries that are derogatory or insulting.  Enjoy.....

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  1. Always at your cervix
  2. Autoerotically yours
  3. Beams of rainbow rays shoot out of my love cannon
  4. Beat me, bite me, make me feel cheap
  5. Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks
  6. Big hug and an ass squeeze
  7. Bow-chicka-wow-wow
  8. Breast wishes
  9. Can I touch your butt?
  10. Can’t wait to be in you again
  11. Crapfully yours
  12. Don’t sweat the petty things – just pet the sweaty things
  13. Explicit expressions
  14. Fondling yours
  15. For shits and giggles
  16. Forever and “all ways”
  17. Fuck you later
  18. FUJIMO (Fuck you, Jack, I’m movin’ on)
  19. Get laid
  20. Got a turtle head
  21. Grab my knickers
  22. Hugs and kisses on all your pink parts
  23. Hugs and licks
  24. Hugs and rug-burns
  25. I gotta make like horse shit and hit the trail
  26. In loving mammary
  27. Kiss on the tip
  28. Kiss, you know where
  29. Later masturbater
  30. Licks
  31. Live, lap, dance
  32. Love and kisses on all your pink parts
  33. Love and lust
  34. Love and other indoor sports
  35. Love and salivation
  36. Lovingly and lustfully yours
  37. Lustfully yours
  38. May all your dreams be . . . wet
  39. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman
  40. Me love you long time
  41. Moist regards
  42. Now you show me yours
  43. Off like a pair of honeymoon pajamas
  44. Oh caca
  45. Out like a boner in sweat pants
  46. Out like a trout
  47. Peace and bootygrease
  48. Put your sexy hands on my rack
  49. Putting out
  50. Randy
  51. Rock out with your cock out
  52. Salivatingly
  53. Sealed with a lick 'cause a kiss don’t stick
  54. Shit, I left the stove on
  55. Slap my ass and call me Sally
  56. Slaps and tickles
  57. Sleeping with your sister
  58. Smile, it’s the second best thing your lips can do!
  59. Take ’er easy (and if she's easy take her twice!)
  60. The fate of my girlie parts rests in your hands
  61. Time to get naked
  62. To my wit and your clit
  63. Wanting you more
  64. Wine me, dine me, sixty-nine me
  65. Wish I could smell your smell right now
  66. Won't come
  67. WTFO (What the fuck?, over)
  68. Wuv you...kissy, kissy (mmmm….and some touchy, touchy)
  69. You forgot your underwear in my car
  70. Your sassy baby
  71. Yours in abject lust
  72. Yours in bondage
  73. Zany zeal zero zygote (“Have fun but don’t get pregnant”)

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