- . . .and a partridge and a pear tree
- ’Nuff said
- 10-10 till I see you again
- 10-4
- 10-40 Lordy...over and out
- 2 Good + 2 Be = 4 Gotten
- 50 calories in every bite
- A demon with a smile of gold
- A gum in your sole
- A river dirty (arrivederci)
- Aaa-ight then
- Abusing grammar
- Ad astra per aspera ("To the stars through difficulty")
- Adios amigo
- After a while, crocodile
- Alive and kicking
- All good, all the time
- All you need is love
- All-righty then
- Always have your pets spayed or neutered
- And now I’m tired, g’nite!
- And that’s all I have to say about that (Forrest Gump)
- And that’s how I know you’re gay
- And that’s the way it is (Walter Cronkite)
- And that’s the way the cookie crumbles
- Anonymously
- Another victim of identity theft, (sign someone else’s name)
- Anything you can do, I can do better
- Anyways
- Are we done here?
- Are you serious?
- As you wish
- Asking that you treat me no differently than the Queen
- At you neighborhood family-friendly Home Depot
- Back at ya
- Back at ya with the hugs
- Back atcha
- Back to the real world
- Back to the sweat shop
- Bad ink
- Barack on,
- Be good or be good at it!
- Be good, and if you can’t be good, be careful
- Be kind, rewind
- Beam me up, Scotty
- Been there, done that
- Before the devil knows you’re dead!
- Better than bubble wrap
- Beware of bartender
- Biz!
- Blam
- Blog back!
- Boldly going nowhere
- Boldly rushing in where angels fear to tread
- Boom-shacka-lacka-lacka-boom
- Booyah!
- Brain numb
- Brazenly
- Bubblin’ over
- Buckle up for safety
- Buenos nachos
- Bugger off, eh?
- Bugs and fishes
- Buh
- Buh-bye
- Bummer regards
- Burn after reading
- By your command
- Bye-bye sweet Clementine
- Bye-bye, custard and pie
- Call me or else
- Call me when it’s over
- Call me when you have money
- Call me when you’re popular
- Can you dig it?
- Can’t think
- Carpe carp
- Carry on
- Carry on my wayward son
- Catch ya on the flip side
- Catch you on the next bounce
- Catch you where the gypsy lays his hat
- Cell phone’s out of service
- Cell phone’s out of service
- Check ignition and may God’s love be with you (David Bowie)
- Cheers and beers
- Cheers Big Ears
- Cherry pie
- Chill
- Chow
- Chow cow
- Chow for now
- Ciao
- Ciao baby
- Ciao binky
- Ciao for niao
- Ciao meow
- Ciao, you sick twisted freak
- Come hell or high water
- Coming to a theatre near you
- Confusion to our enemies
- Confusion to the enemies
- Coo-coo-cachoo
- Coolio
- CUL8R
- Curl up and die
- Currently signed in… but signing out
- Dancing with gusto
- Darn!
- Destination unknown. . .
- Dictated by me, recorded and sent by my really hot secretary
- Did you fart?
- Digit cramp! Foregggggivemeeee
- Disregards
- Do it well, but not too often
- Don’t be hatin’
- Don’t behave
- Don’t come back now, y’hear!
- Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do
- Don’t drop the soap
- Don’t forget your helmet
- Don’t get any on ya!
- Don’t let the bastards grind you down
- Don’t let the bed bugs bite
- Don’t let your meat loaf
- Don’t look back
- Don’t pee into the wind
- Don’t reply to this message
- Don’t take any wooden nickels
- Done and dusted
- Doobie doobie doooo!
- Down and out
- Drat, my pencil broke!
- Drive fast and take chances
- Drive safely
- Drunkenly yours
- Dude, my keyboard just froze up
- Dyslexics, untie!
- Effluently yours (watch it, this is not complimentary)
- Elevator music
- Ending this rant
- Engage!
- Etc. etc. . .
- Even when you’re imperfect, you’re perfect for me
- Every man for himself
- Excelsior, you fathead!
- Exit stage right
- Fair winds and following seas
- Fair winds to ye
- Fantasizing about you
- Fare thee well
- Farewell Mastah
- Feet passing in the night
- Fiat lux (“Let there be light”)
- Fickle-bickle-snikity-snack
- Film at 11
- Find out next week
- Find the hidden message
- Fingers tapping
- Fo’ shaaow
- Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!
- Franks and beans
- Freakishly
- From my mind
- From one loathsome smirking fiend to another
- From the mind of a genius
- Full of hot air
- Funky chunky monkey out
- G’day
- G’day mate,
- Geez-lou-ise
- Geronimo!
- Get at me
- Get back under your bridge
- Get crackin’
- Get me a Mars bar while you’re out
- Get steppin’
- Get your dog off my leg
- Get your Z’s and Vitamin C’s
- Gloves up
- Go and make disciples
- Go forth and multiply
- Go forth and prosper
- Go go go
- God save the Queen
- God willin’ and the creeks don’t rise
- Going where the weather suits my clothes
- Gone
- Gone baby gone
- Gone with the wind
- Gonna fly now
- Gonna make like a tree and leave
- Goodbye caller
- Googles
- Gotta boogie
- Gotta fly
- Gotta get the cat out of the wall
- Gotta go do some homework
- Gotta go, muchacho
- Gotta go, my ashtray is on fire
- Gotta go, smells like poo!
- Gotta go…being shot at
- Gotta jet!
- Gotta make like a tree and leave
- Gotta run, the cat/dog is stuck
- Groovy times for you and yours
- Grrrrrrrrreetings
- Hail King Arthur
- Hang by your thumbs
- Hang low and drip dry
- Happy ending
- Happy golfing
- Happy trails
- Happy tunes
- Hasta la bye-bye
- Hasta la pasta!
- Hasta la Winnebago
- Hasta lasagna baby
- Hasta lumbago
- Hasta pasta
- Have a funny day!
- Have a PAR-fect day (golf lovers)
- Have a purr-fect day (cat lovers)
- Have fun storming the castle (The Princess Bride)
- Heads up!
- Hell to the no
- Hello and goodbye
- Help! I’m on fire – come put me out?
- Here’s lookin’ at you, kid
- Hit me back
- Hitch your wagon to a star
- Hold please
- Holier than thou
- Holla
- Holla atcha
- Holla back
- Holla back with the window cracked
- Holy daVinci Code, Batman!
- Holy endings, Batman!
- Holy moly, I’ve written a book!
- Hooble-dooble doo!
- Hope 401K is well
- Hoping you have tan lines
- Hostile bananas (“hasta mañana”)
- How come?
- Huggy buggy, jumps on your back
- Hugs and hersheys
- Hugs and hummus
- Hugs and kisses and sexy wishes
- Hugs and pogo sticks,
- Hugs and spins
- Hugs, kisses, and gropes
- I am the Walrus
- I am, dear leader, your humble and obedient follower (except when I am not!), (for dancers)
- I beg to remain, Sir/Madam, your most humble and obedient servant
- I believe you’re entitled to my opinion
- I better get off the toilet now
- I can be your hero, baby
- I can’t hear what you’re saying, I’ve got a banana in my ear
- I don’t like you
- I don’t now what else to put
- I gotta make like sheep and get the flock outta here
- I guess I’ll hang my close on this line
- I have to piss
- I hope you choke
- I love quavers
- I love your guts
- I need a doctor, seriously
- I puke for you
- I ran out of words
- I rule you
- I think I might be sinking
- I want my Mommy
- I wuv you
- I’d say write me back, but you can’t alliterate like I can
- I’ll be back
- I’ll call you next time – all this peckin’ is for the birds
- I’ll get right back atcha
- I’ll get you next time
- I’ll keep you my dirty little secret
- I’m about to pass ou. . .
- I’m calling you… this typing sucks
- I’m done, now you type
- I’m going to make like a nut and bolt
- I’m going where the water tastes like wine
- I’m gone – poof!
- I’m gonna make like a baby and head out
- I’m gonna make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here
- I’m gonna make like a tree and leave
- I’m in luv with you!
- I’m outie
- I’m outta here
- I’m outta here
- I’m the best
- I’ve gotta make like a fetus and head out
- If the apple falls too far from the tree it will hit someone
- If you do don’t name it after me!
- If you’re caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions
- Ignore this email; you’ve just arrived
- In a drunken stupor
- In case I don’t see ya – good afternoon, good evening, and good night! (The Truman Show)
- In God we trust
- In God we trust, all others pay cash
- In my drunken stupor
- In my humble, but accurate, opinion
- In the game
- In the hopes of shaking your tree
- Infinite loop
- Ink is low, gotta go
- Ink’s out
- Insanely yours
- Insincerely yours
- Invisible man has grabbed my hand
- It would be superfluous to say more on the subject, which I leave to your own consideration; but I cannot let slip this opportunity of declaring that I am, with the most inviolable esteem and attachment, dear Sir/Madam, your affectionate, obliged, humble servant
- It’s been real
- It’s been real, it’s been fun, but it ain’t been real fun
- It’s been surreal
- It’s been unrreal
- It’s deep how shallow you are
- It’s getting dark
- It’s great, but it’s gettin’ late
- It’s in the gravy baby
- It’s just my opinion, but I could be wrong (Dennis Miller)
- It’s not me, it’s you
- It’s that Mad Cow thing
- Jumped on the wrong train
- Just a hunka-hunka burnin’ love
- Just another loonie off the path
- Just one more thing. . . (reference to Columbo)
- Just trying to stay one step ahead of the law
- Keep ‘er between the ditches
- Keep in touch with yourself
- Keep it between the yellow lines
- Keep it real
- Keep on hustlin’
- Keep on keepin’ on
- Keep on rockin’ in the free world
- Keep on tranglin’
- Keep the pimp hand strong
- Keep the rubber side down
- Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down
- Keep up the fire
- Keep up the hokey-pokey
- Keep your feathers dry
- Keep your powder dry
- Keep your shoes on
- Keep your stick on the ice
- Keepin’ it real
- Kisses and crossbones
- Kisses and cukes (cuc’s)
- Kisses on those lips
- Kiss-kiss bang-bang
- Knit me a sweater
- Kuh-kisssessss
- Kumbaya my lord
- L8r h8r
- Last chance
- Late it’s getting and I’m getting going
- Later alligator
- Later chimp
- Later copulater
- Later gator
- Later hater
- Later hosen
- Later kitten
- Later loser
- Later skater
- Later tater
- Later Vader
- Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy
- Liftin’ off
- Like a free bird
- Like a withering rose
- Like it or not
- Live easy, love freely, laugh loudly
- Live free, die smiling
- Live free, die well
- Location of your wife and children forthcoming
- Lock ‘n’ load
- Long live the Queen
- Long may your chimney smoke
- Look the other way
- loool
- Love and anarchy
- Love and cross-checks
- Love and lentils
- Love and lollies
- Love and other indoor sports
- Love and rockets
- Love and whirled peas (world peace)
- Love ya like a fat kid loves cake
- Love ya like a fat kid loves candy
- Love you and now I’m leavin’
- Love you like a fish loves his plastic castle
- Love you so much my aorta hurts
- Love you till your death
- Love, love, love and a daisy flower
- Love, luck, and lollipops
- Love, peace, and chicken grease
- Love-all, (for tennis lovers)
- Luke, I am your father
- LXLX
- Made in Taiwan
- Make it snappy
- Make it so, No. 1
- Make me feel better
- Make sure to check your spam if you can’t find this message
- Make your mark
- Makin’ like Santa and leaving your presence
- Marking my spot
- Massively
- May a bird of paradise fly up your nose
- May fun characterize your evening
- May God have mercy on your soul
- May I always live to serve you and your crown
- May the dance gods smile upon your path
- May the fleas of 10,000 camels invade your tent
- May the fleas of 10,000 camels nest in your armpits
- May the Force be with you
- May the four winds blow you safely home
- May the gods not smite you
- May the gods smile down upon you
- May the horse be with you
- May the splinters be with you as you slide down the banister of life
- May the wind be always at your back
- May the wind behind your back not be your own
- May the wombat of happiness snuffle through your underbrush (Australian)
- May you be in heaven for a half-hour
- May you find diamonds on the soles of your shoes
- May you live in interesting times (ancient Chinese curse)
- May your arrows fly straight and you aim be true
- May your coffee always be hot
- May your dog days not have fleas
- May your pages never fold
- Maybe I’ll bump into you sometime
- Mental floss
- Mercifully brief
- Mind over matter
- Mind your manners
- Mix it up
- More meaningless drivel later
- More rap later
- Muah!
- Muchas smooches
- Muchos grassy-ass
- My 5 minutes are up
- My heart aches
- My heart bleeds for ya
- My imaginary friend says hi
- My inbox is waiting
- My limo and jet are waiting for me
- My pencil broke
- My time is up and I thank you for yours!
- My word is my bond
- Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-[Your Name]!! (Batman song, for two-syllable names)
- Never mind
- Never surrender
- Nickels and dimes
- No funny stuff
- No grammar, no problem
- No longer yours
- Non ilegitimi carborundum (faux Latin for “Don’t let the bastards grind you down”)
- Not sent from my Blackberry
- Not so fast!
- Not telling
- Not what you think it is
- Not who you think I am
- Not with me leading the Resistance
- Note to self: I miss you terribly
- Now don’t say I never give you anything
- Now go and get a real life
- Off like a dirty shirt
- Off like a prom dress
- Oh no! They’ve caught me
- Okay lady, I love you, bye bye!
- Okay, otay
- Okey-dokey
- Okey-dokey, Smokey!
- OMG I left the frying pan on
- OMG, my computer just shut off
- On the rocks
- On you like a cheap suit
- Oops, did I say that out loud?
- Oops...
- Our feet are stained (for “Aufweidersein”)
- Out like a co-ed at spring break
- Out like a fat kid in dodgeball
- Out like a trout
- Outta here
- Over
- Over and out
- Papa was a rolling stone
- Paper hearts and glitter glue
- Pass the cheese, pleeze
- Peace all
- Peace and a bottle of hair grease
- Peace and chicken grease
- Peace dawg
- Peace in the Middle East
- Peace out
- Peace out, cub scout
- Peace out, girl scout
- Peace out, home slice
- Peace, love and brown rice
- Peace, love and rock’n’roll
- Peace, love y Jelly Bellies
- Peace, love, and Vitamin C
- Peace, soul, and rock ‘n’ roll
- Peas
- Piss ‘n’ vinegar
- Plant ya now, dig ya later
- Play Misty for me
- Please don’t stop the music
- Poof!
- Power to the hippies
- Power to the people
- Prairie-doggin’
- Pressing 9 to end this call
- Pretend I folded this up and passed it to you under the desk
- Proceed with caution
- Progressively yours
- Quit the bullshit
- Quoth the raven, ‘Nevermore’
- Rawr
- Read this more carefully
- Ready, Set, Go
- Regards to the Queen/King
- Regretting this already
- Remember the Alamo!
- Remember what you’re staring at is me
- Remember who you are
- Respec’
- Rest well and dream of large women
- Resting in peace
- Richer than an astronaut
- Ride like the wind
- Ride on
- Ride the lightning
- Right on!
- Rock hot
- Rock on
- Rubber baby buggy bumpers
- Run for cover
- Run for your life
- Running out of ink
- Sauron is watching you. And me too (Lord of the Rings)
- Scratch and sniff
- Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home (Cartman, South Park)
- Scrubs
- Scud bud, (scud being a sailing term meaning to go before the wind, bud just rhymes)
- See ya ‘round like a donut
- See ya lata, mashed potata
- See ya lata, sweet potata
- See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
- See you from the red carpet
- See you in paradise
- See you in the cheap seats
- See you in the funny paper
- See you in the inbox, kiddo
- See you later, mashed potater
- See you later, sweet potater
- See you later...much later -- in fact, the later the better!
- See you on the moon
- Seeking the Holy Grail
- Semper Fi
- Send cash only
- Sha la-la-la-laa-laaaaa...
- Shaboom-shaboom
- Shake it easy
- Shake your booty
- Shine on, you crazy diamond
- Shippin’ out
- Shrug, take it, or leave it
- Shyly yours
- Signing off
- Silently
- Sin till we meet again
- Singing the blues
- Ski you later
- Slaps and tickles
- Sleep in heavenly peace
- Smell ya later
- Smell ya, shouldn’t have to tell ya (in response to “See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya)
- Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
- Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast (from the BBC show ‘Red Dwarf")
- Snap, crackle, pop!
- Snarf! Zoink!
- Snuffalufugus
- So let it be written, so let it be done!
- So long and thanks for all the fish
- Solid
- Sorry I wrote
- Speak, friend, and enter (Lord of the Rings)
- Special delivery
- Speed up
- Stay classy
- Stay fabulous
- Stay off the beaten path
- Stay off the pipe
- Stay on the road ‘cause it’s going somewhere nice
- Stay strange, don’t be a stranger
- Stay tuned
- Still chasing squirrels
- Still crazy and lazy
- Still whistlin’ Dixie
- Still worried about your mental health
- Stirred but not shaken
- Stop sweatin’ my diction
- Straight, no chaser
- Strength and honor (from Gladiator)
- Sucking you dry
- Suspiciously
- Swarthily
- Swimmingly
- Tag, you’re it
- Take good care, comb your hair
- Take it easy, sleazy
- Take it sleazy
- Take me home
- Take one for the team
- Taking no prisoners
- Taking one for the team
- Talk to my lawyer
- Talk to you lederhosen
- Tally ho
- Tartar Sauce (from Sponge Bob)
- Ta-ta
- Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya
- Thanks for having pity on me last night
- That is not a letter
- That’s all folks!
- That’s all she wrote
- That’s all the news that fits
- That’s all the news that is news
- That’s it, don’t talk to me again
- That’s me…
- That’s my entire vocabulary
- That’s not funny at all
- That’s the truth – no, really!
- That’s the way the cookie crumbles
- The beat rolls on
- The check is in the mail
- The divorce papers are in the mail
- The End
- The fat lady has just inhaled
- The monkey on your back
- The pleasure has been all yours
- The pleasure is all mine
- The road goes on forever and the party never ends
- The stripper just got here
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- The weather is here, wish you were fine
- The weather is here, wish you were nice
- Them’s all the words I know
- There can be only one
- There’s always money in the banana stand
- There’s someone looking in through your window
- They’re coming to take me away
- This ain’t no crank call
- This blurb for rent
- This can only end in tragedy
- This is the big time
- This is the worst pen ever
- This message will self destruct in 5-4-3-2…
- Th-th-that’s all folks!!, (Porky Pig)
- Till the… (see “Yours till…”)
- Time to make like a baby and head out
- Time to stretch
- Too bad, so sad
- Toodle-oo kangaroo
- Toodles (or Tootles)
- Toodly-dooooo!
- Tootles (or Toodles)
- Trashed and scattered
- Tremendously
- TTFN (Ta-ta for now)
- Tune in next week
- Tune in next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel
- U smell
- Uhhh
- Until then, put on your red shoes and dance the blues
- Up yours
- Up, up, and away!
- Very nice (Borat)
- Vive la revolution!
- Void where prohibited
- Wagging my tail
- Walk in beauty
- Walk the beauty way
- Wash your hands
- Watch out for that tree
- Watch this space
- Waving hello
- We attack at dawn
- We’re all fartin’ for ya!
- Welcome to my rant
- Were you talkin’ to me?
- Wha?
- What an infusion of conclusion!
- What are you doing here?
- What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
- What was I talking about?
- What we got here is a failure to communicate
- What’s that behind you?
- When keepin’ it real goes wrong (from a Dave Chapelle skit)
- When the going gets tough, the tough get going
- When you speak of me, speak well
- Whirled peas (world peace)
- Whispering words of wisdom
- Whistlin’ Dixie
- Who loves ya, baby?
- Who’s your daddy?
- Whoop
- Whoop, there it is
- Wild, weird expressions
- Will you still hold me when you see what I have done?
- Wink wink
- Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more (Monty Python)
- Wish you were beer
- With a side of
- With blood in my tears
- With crystal eyes and a heart of coal
- With fava beans and a nice Chianti (Silence of the Lambs)
- With malice aforethought (if you’re a tad pissed)
- With no particularly clever way to end this
- With trepidation
- With uncontained glee
- Without further ado
- Word to the mothership
- Word to your grandma
- Word to your mother
- World dominion is mine
- Worried about your mental health
- Wow-ee-wow
- Write back soon or I’ll cry
- Write me fast
- Write when you find work
- Wuv you...kissy, kissy
- Y’all come back now, y’hear!
- Y’all go straight home now
- Ya’ll take care now
- Yabba-dabba-dooo!
- Yea, I’m talking to you
- Yeah, OK, bye
- Yearningly yours
- Yes we can,
- Yip-kye-yea
- Yo mama
- You are in my thoughts and I don’t mind
- You are the weakest link
- You are young, life is long, and there is time to kill today
- You can be Beethoven and I’ll be Bach
- You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here (from the Blues Brothers)
- You don’t need to see my credentials (Star Wars)
- You forgive me
- You go to my head
- You gonna get it, sucka!
- You had me at hello
- You love me
- You may already be a winner
- You rub me right
- You should come again when you can’t stay longer
- You still there?
- You’re a hard habit to break
- You’re a real ace
- You’re killing me!
- You’re not the boss o’ me!
- You’re not welcome here any more
- You’re so awesome that I don’t know any endings good enough for you
- You’ve been warned
- You’ve done it again, you ruined Christmas.
- Your ass is mine
- Your brother from another mother
- Your brother in the bond
- Your dancing friend always
- Your favorite flake
- Your favorite superhero
- Your frat in the bond
- Your friend or whatever
- Your hole in one
- Your humble servant
- Your Majesty’s exiled servant
- Your Majesty’s most humble and obedient servant
- Your master
- Your mistress
- Your obedient humble servant
- Your obedient servant
- Your pet
- Your shoes are untied
- Your short-bus-ridin’, helmet-wearin’, window-lickin’ pal
- Your sister from another mister
- Your stalker
- Your till the rivers all run dry
- You're still here? It's over. Go home – go! (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
- Yours in dance
- Yours in obsequious servility
- Yours in the bond
- Yours is bigger than mine
- Yours regardless
- Yours smells
- Yours till America drinks Canada Dry
- Yours till banana splits
- Yours till butter flies
- Yours till death do us part
- Yours till ice skates
- Yours till my back ain’t got no bone
- Yours till Niagara falls
- Yours till the amusement parks
- Yours till the bitter end
- Yours till the bug bites
- Yours till the butter flies
- Yours till the candle sticks
- Yours till the cat barks
- Yours till the chocolate chips
- Yours till the coco puffs
- Yours till the cow moos
- Yours till the cows come home
- Yours till the ding dongs
- Yours till the dinosaurs come back
- Yours till the end of the roll
- Yours till the fat lady sings
- Yours till the goose bumps
- Yours till the Hersheys kiss
- Yours till the ice ages
- Yours till the kitchen sinks
- Yours till the lettuce peeks to see the salad dressing
- Yours till the lip sticks
- Yours till the mountain peaks
- Yours till the next dance
- Yours till the penny drops
- Yours till the ping pongs
- Yours till the road kills
- Yours till the slap sticks
- Yours till the tie dies
- Yours till the toilet bowls
- Yours till the water falls
- Yours till the world caves in
- Yours till turtle necks
- Yours till your stars run out of time
- Yours until Atlantis is found
- Yours until the crows fly and the flies crow
- Yours until the P.S.
- Yours until the polka dots
- Zzzzzzzzz